Friday, October 16, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Monday, September 14, 2009
Afterwork Drink of The Day....Royally
"Royal F**K"
Ok all I have to say is Southern Comfort. This is one of my favorite whiskeys, and it is pretty smooth. Take that and a few other liqours and you are drinking like royalty. This is another one of my favorite sexy sounding drinks. Today's afterwork drink is the "Royal F**k." And I will let you know what you need to make one, ok here we go.
- 1 oz Southern Comfort
- 1 oz Peach Schnapps
- 1 oz Rasberry Juice
Okay now go get your shaker. Put some ice in that b*tch, pour that sh*t up. Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em. Get your cocktail glass, your shot glass, your coffe mug, whatever the h*ll you drink out of. Drink up, enjoy.....LOL. I'm so stupid, I'm drunk right now guys, good night.
Ok all I have to say is Southern Comfort. This is one of my favorite whiskeys, and it is pretty smooth. Take that and a few other liqours and you are drinking like royalty. This is another one of my favorite sexy sounding drinks. Today's afterwork drink is the "Royal F**k." And I will let you know what you need to make one, ok here we go.
- 1 oz Southern Comfort
- 1 oz Peach Schnapps
- 1 oz Rasberry Juice
Okay now go get your shaker. Put some ice in that b*tch, pour that sh*t up. Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em. Get your cocktail glass, your shot glass, your coffe mug, whatever the h*ll you drink out of. Drink up, enjoy.....LOL. I'm so stupid, I'm drunk right now guys, good night.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Funny, Weird News Sunday
Shoplifter hides three pounds of bacon in his pants....
--A man was detained at a local grocery store after employees noted that he was walking around the store "looking suspicious." They then saw him concealing a 48-ounce package of bacon in the front of his pants.
When he was stopped by employees, the 22-year-old Fort Walton Beach man ran to the back of the store and dumped the bacon, according to his arrest report.
He was charged with retail theft and resisting property recovery by a retail merchant.
Stealing bacon, seriously. Getting arrested for stealing bacon is sad. So sad.
--A man was detained at a local grocery store after employees noted that he was walking around the store "looking suspicious." They then saw him concealing a 48-ounce package of bacon in the front of his pants.
When he was stopped by employees, the 22-year-old Fort Walton Beach man ran to the back of the store and dumped the bacon, according to his arrest report.
He was charged with retail theft and resisting property recovery by a retail merchant.
Stealing bacon, seriously. Getting arrested for stealing bacon is sad. So sad.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Afterwork Drink of The Day.....9/11/09
The Leg Spreader
Today's afterwork drink special is the "Leg Spreader." It is not for the faint at heart this drink will put some hair on your chest, I'm tellin you. I love it, this is my new s**t right here. I am all about getting where I'm going as fast as possible, rather I'm in a car or just drinkin. This is like a Lamborghini to your blood stream, you can feel the liqour flowing through your veins. Nice and warm, aaaaahhhh! Ok let me stop, here is what you need to make one. It's straight liqour, ok here we go.
- 1 oz Tequila
- 1 oz Vodka
- 1 oz Gin
- 1 oz Rum
Ok now you just pour the liqours in a shot glass and drink up. And make sure if you are out you stay where your are until a cab comes if you drove. If you are drinking at a friends house, just spend the night. You will not be in any position to be driving, Im serious. Don't end up like my dumb a** of a brother and get locked up for a day for acting stupid and getting pulled over. Don't be a dumb person, I hate dumb people. Ok, ok I'm done. I'm out!!!
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