Today's afterwork drink special is the "Leg Spreader." It is not for the faint at heart this drink will put some hair on your chest, I'm tellin you. I love it, this is my new s**t right here. I am all about getting where I'm going as fast as possible, rather I'm in a car or just drinkin. This is like a Lamborghini to your blood stream, you can feel the liqour flowing through your veins. Nice and warm, aaaaahhhh! Ok let me stop, here is what you need to make one. It's straight liqour, ok here we go.
- 1 oz Tequila
- 1 oz Vodka
- 1 oz Gin
- 1 oz Rum
Ok now you just pour the liqours in a shot glass and drink up. And make sure if you are out you stay where your are until a cab comes if you drove. If you are drinking at a friends house, just spend the night. You will not be in any position to be driving, Im serious. Don't end up like my dumb a** of a brother and get locked up for a day for acting stupid and getting pulled over. Don't be a dumb person, I hate dumb people. Ok, ok I'm done. I'm out!!!
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